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Random Conversations

Here are some random MSN conversations I had with ppl... Once again, viewer diskrechin is advised... by reading them, you are subject to slight insanity, and, random yet mind boggling subjects.

[01:26:20 AM] Vindicated: hey
[01:26:29 AM] 4 Walls Surr: watcya hell,
[01:26:40 AM] 4 Walls Surr: dont give ei a heart tack laddy
[01:26:41 AM] Vindicated: lol whatttt
[01:26:44 AM] Vindicated: LMAO what
[01:27:23 AM] 4 Walls Surr: creeping up on an ol' fella like me, shud
              bay ashamed urself ya lil sapplin
[01:27:55 AM] Vindicated: omg im never talking to u againnn
[01:28:45 AM] 4 Walls Surr: good reedance, waste time it is, turning
              on em aids fer earing yaw.
[01:29:02 AM] Vindicated: oh man im too hilariously wasted for this
[01:30:30 AM] 4 Walls Surr: ouu, wasted eh, seen a fella who wuz
              wasted once a pon my younin days yaw... 3 pellets right
              threw his cracked skull yaw... cheating at cardz they
              sai
[01:34:31 AM] 4 Walls Surr: ey, yee commin back aye? i've needith
              exchange a pot of words with yee.
[01:34:53 AM] Vindicated: lol sorry i was watching nfgs new vid.
[01:35:08 AM] 4 Walls Surr: whyith yee bee wasted ay?
[01:35:15 AM] Vindicated: ya lol
[01:35:18 AM] Vindicated: wutd u do today
[01:36:18 AM] 4 Walls Surr: meself, i mettith up with a lil lassy by
              the tag of Vanessa G!... aye, enjoyed 5 games of hockey
              on air aye...
[01:36:32 AM] Vindicated: hahahahahah
[01:36:38 AM] Vindicated: hockey on AIR
[01:36:56 AM] 4 Walls Surr: traversed down ey road ey... seen the ole
              zoning of gym up in flames
[01:37:58 AM] Vindicated: ROTFL I JUST DID THE MOST HILARIOUS THING
              EVER
[01:38:26 AM] Vindicated: i paged my phone.. and it kept beeping
              really loud.. and it was in my dads room and it woke him
              up now i cant stop laughing
[01:38:46 AM] 4 Walls Surr: bunch o men wuz using em cuttin utencils,
              breakin down em doors aye.... but thee fire, just keppon
              roasting the poor fellerz
[01:38:59 AM] Vindicated: hah
[01:39:10 AM] 4 Walls Surr: aye, givin anoder heart tack to em older
              fella's ey?
[01:39:19 AM] Vindicated: yeah lmao
[01:39:58 AM] Vindicated: i feel like im in that game dont like
              daddy.. and i lost
[01:40:20 AM] * Vindicated has changed his/her name to I feel like I'm
              in that game Don't Wake Daddy... And I lost..
[01:41:12 AM] 4 Walls Surr: why dount leek uer father lil one?...
              wutchyee nod feedin you lassy?...
[01:41:12 AM] * I feel like I'm in that game Don't Wake Daddy... And I
              lost.. has changed his/her name to I feel like I'm in
              that game Don't Wake Daddy... And I lost..lol
[01:41:23 AM] I feel like : no lol i ate a fucken pizza pocket today
[01:41:58 AM] 4 Walls Surr: pizza?... naw, thats eey tower in dee old
              country
[01:42:32 AM] 4 Walls Surr: howya fid on ei tower?
[01:42:40 AM] I feel like : stopp matttt
[01:43:14 AM] 4 Walls Surr: whay yee bee wasted lassy?
[01:43:33 AM] I feel like : :|yesss

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| Session Start: Thursday, August 05, 2004                           |
| Participants:                                                      |
|    ... Want You, All Tatooed, I Want You Bad (Psycing@hotmail.com) |
|    ...snake and myke go to couche-tard (absolutstreak@hotmail.com) |
.--------------------------------------------------------------------.
[01:10:55 AM] Projected Li: Heyz
[01:11:13 AM]   streak » s: what is up my brother
[01:11:18 AM] Projected Li: lolz
[01:11:23 AM] Projected Li: brother eh
[01:11:23 AM]   streak » s: and i mean that not like siblings but in
              the way black people use it
[01:11:28 AM]   streak » s: which is more meaningful i find
[01:11:28 AM] Projected Li: lmao i kno
[01:11:31 AM] Projected Li: yes
[01:11:32 AM] Projected Li: slightly
[01:11:38 AM]   streak » s: i think thats from zoolander btw
[01:11:56 AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:12:06 AM] Projected Li: i recognized it young sapling
[01:12:17 AM]   streak » s: sapling eh
[01:12:20 AM]   streak » s: im not a tree
[01:12:22 AM]   streak » s: im a MAN
[01:12:25 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:12:25 AM]   streak » s: a MAN
[01:12:33 AM] Projected Li: go spread ur roots
[01:12:34 AM]   streak » s: the MAN who made the eiffel tower out of
              steel and BRAWN
[01:12:39 AM]   streak » s: thats what kind of a MAN i am
[01:13:16 AM] Projected Li: ur old then
[01:13:24 AM] Projected Li: go take sum viagra
[01:13:34 AM] Projected Li: u a red wood?
[01:13:37 AM]   streak » s: i think i like where this is headed
[01:13:45 AM]   streak » s: uh minus that redwood comment
[01:13:53 AM]   streak » s: yeah if i was a tree id want to be a
              redwood though
[01:14:00 AM]   streak » s: all big and made of wood
[01:14:08 AM] Projected Li: lolz yea
[01:14:15 AM] Projected Li: (wut treets arent made of wood....
              BAMBOO)
[01:14:30 AM]   streak » s: bamboo isnt a tree
[01:14:32 AM]   streak » s: its a plant
[01:14:33 AM]   streak » s: i think
[01:14:54 AM]   streak » s: i saw a bong made out of bamboo on the
              internet once
[01:14:56 AM]   streak » s: that was cool
[01:14:59 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:14:59 AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:15:09 AM] Projected Li: like, u could smoke... FROM THE BAMBOU!!
              :-O
[01:15:28 AM]   streak » s: yeah youd be a hippie panda eh
[01:15:35 AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:15:37 AM] Projected Li: tie die panda
[01:15:38 AM] Projected Li: !!!
[01:15:51 AM] Projected Li: no longer your regular black and white
              bear
[01:16:00 AM]   streak » s: ok i think i have a new goal in life
[01:16:07 AM] Projected Li: (thats how the care bares originated...
              hippies)
[01:16:07 AM]   streak » s: painting a panda bear tye-die
[01:16:33 AM]   streak » s: AHHAHA
[01:16:36 AM]   streak » s: wanna know something funny
[01:16:45 AM]   streak » s: theres this program called Panda
              Antivirus
[01:16:56 AM]   streak » s: it just popped up on my bros pc asking him
              to enter his registration info
[01:16:57 AM]   streak » s: DAMN YOU
[01:17:02 AM]   streak » s: GO PAINT YOURSELF
[01:17:03 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:17:11 AM] Projected Li: see im psychic... lol damn panda
[01:17:47 AM]   streak » s: yeah so that was like pretty fresky
[01:17:49 AM]   streak » s: freaky
[01:17:51 AM] Projected Li: lolz
[01:17:52 AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:17:56 AM]   streak » s: cuz theres even a picture of a panda head
[01:18:00 AM]   streak » s: and it scared the hell out of me
[01:18:03 AM] Projected Li: we should put this whole convo sumwhere
              everyone can read it... muahahaha
[01:18:05 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:18:10 AM]   streak » s: hahah put it on your site
[01:18:11 AM] Projected Li: it wants to eat ur red wood
[01:18:18 AM]   streak » s: not on my blog though its a little long
              and random
[01:18:24 AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:18:29 AM]   streak » s: oooooh warped tour is gonna be great
[01:18:31 AM] Projected Li: I KNO
[01:18:32 AM] Projected Li: i cant wait
[01:18:33 AM] Projected Li: lol
[01:18:36 AM] Projected Li: i wanna go buy my ticket soon
[01:18:53 AM]   streak » s: well my birthday is the 11th AND my mom
              gets a huge bonus paycheck the 12th
[01:18:56 AM]   streak » s: moooharharhahr
[01:19:05 AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:19:06 AM] Projected Li: lol
GAP...
[01:25:24 AM] Projected Li:
              http://www.amandathepanda.org/images/panda.gif
[01:26:22 AM]   streak » s: if that was the first thing i saw when i
              woke up one morning i would never go back to sleep.
[01:26:59 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:27:05 AM] Projected Li: but its got a (L)
[01:27:07 AM] Projected Li: ;)
[01:27:27 AM]   streak » s: jesus christ did you NOT look at the face
[01:27:30 AM]   streak » s: what is that a demonpanda
[01:28:01 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:28:11 AM] Projected Li: yea he gonna crucify u... blah blah blah
[01:29:26 AM]   streak » s: WELL
[01:29:30 AM]   streak » s: I BELIEVE I WIN THIS CONVERSATION
[01:29:32 AM]   streak » s: GOOD DAY SIR
[01:29:50 AM] Projected Li: no good day sir
[01:29:52 AM] Projected Li: who are u... FEZ
[01:29:57 AM] Projected Li: aka... FES
[01:30:07 AM]   streak » s: HEY I DONT NEED TO TAKE THIS FROM YOU
[01:30:11 AM]   streak » s: I HAVE A PANDA DISPLAY PICTURE
[01:30:28 AM] Projected Li: yea, he looks like he has grass growing
              from his freaking skull
[01:30:33 AM] Projected Li: he looks like a stagasourus
[01:30:36 AM]   streak » s: i never got that part
[01:30:51 AM]   streak » s: its like coming from the other side of his
              mouth i guess
[01:30:59 AM]   streak » s: hold on maybe i can make him TIE-DYE
[01:31:04 AM] Projected Li: through his eye?
[01:31:07 AM] Projected Li: lmao... yes tie die
[01:31:12 AM]   streak » s: ah my brother doesnt have photoshop
[01:31:14 AM]   streak » s: poopery
[01:31:29 AM] Projected Li: lolz
[01:31:31 AM] Projected Li: sucker
[01:31:33 AM] Projected Li: use paint
[01:31:39 AM] Projected Li: that wont make it ugly or anythin
[01:32:08 AM]   streak » s: no not at all
[01:32:21 AM]   streak » s: i think you're on to something but im
              gonna use a cartoon panda instead
[01:32:22 AM]   streak » s: :D
[01:32:38 AM] Projected Li: good boi, remember to keep in the linez
[01:32:46 AM]   streak » s: maybe
[01:34:07 AM] Projected Li:
              http://store.cbs.com/gfx_catalog/item/9562_feature.jpg
[01:34:07 AM]   streak » s: i love in google image search
[01:34:12 AM]   streak » s: the first pages are pandas
[01:34:14 AM]   streak » s: then theres a cat
[01:34:16 AM]   streak » s: then a CAR
[01:34:22 AM]   streak » s: finally a picture of an RCMP officer
[01:34:28 AM]   streak » s: what the FUCK does that have to do with
              pandas
[01:34:44 AM]   streak » s: besides the time the RCMP had to capture
              that rampaging panda that climbed the CN tower
[01:34:49 AM]   streak » s: but that only happened once or twice
[01:35:31 AM] Projected Li: lmao, yea i like when i search... "Jacob
              Young"... i get all these ppl who look nothing like
              you... NOTHING
[01:35:50 AM]   streak » s: hahahahHAHA
[01:35:52 AM] Projected Li:
              http://artemisrecords.com/imgs/artists_pics/young4.jpg
[01:36:02 AM]   streak » s: sweet i play guitar
[01:36:25 AM] Projected Li: yea ok, like i said, they look NOTHING
              like you
[01:36:26 AM] Projected Li: lol
[01:36:31 AM] Projected Li: its rather ironic
[01:37:15 AM] Projected Li: u could probably make better musik with a
              guitar by smashing it against Wind Chimes than
              attempting to play it
[01:37:30 AM]   streak » s: that would be pretty cool
[01:37:33 AM]   streak » s: might get a record deal
[01:37:34 AM]   streak » s: or two
[01:38:09 AM] Projected Li: oh god...
[01:38:23 AM] Projected Li: dang, i search my name in google search...
              for images... and found NOTHING...
[01:38:42 AM]   streak » s: maybe you dont exist
[01:38:43 AM] Projected Li: not even one picture of a random matthew
[01:38:52 AM] Projected Li: maybe i dont, maybe im a ghost
[01:38:52 AM] Projected Li: BOO
[01:39:03 AM] Projected Li: who u gonna call?... GHOST BUSTERS!!!
[01:39:07 AM]   streak » s: wait i know
[01:39:09 AM]   streak » s: you're a vampire
[01:39:10 AM] Projected Li: no wait... dont call them, i want to exist
              even in limbo!!!
[01:39:12 AM]   streak » s: nobody can take pictures of you
[01:39:21 AM]   streak » s: so you EXIST but no photographic proof
[01:39:30 AM] Projected Li: BAHH NOT VAMPIRES!!!... ANYTHING BUT
              VAMPIRES... MEL PUT U UP TO THIS EH???... lol...
[01:39:32 AM] Projected Li: Alienz
[01:39:41 AM]   streak » s: mel who
[01:39:52 AM]   streak » s: but you can take pictures of aliens
[01:39:59 AM]   streak » s: and since like vampires have no
              reflections
[01:40:05 AM]   streak » s: maybe you cant take pictures of them too
[01:40:09 AM] Projected Li: are you a fan of anne rice?
[01:40:49 AM]   streak » s: is that the girl with the hari
[01:40:50 AM]   streak » s: hair
[01:41:15 AM]   streak » s: yes search panda on google image search
[01:41:22 AM]   streak » s: panda panda panda panda girls hold hands,
              panda
[01:41:56 AM] Projected Li: lol
[01:42:03 AM] Projected Li: girls hold hands.... guess that viagra is
              kicking in
[01:42:37 AM] Projected Li: WTF is this
              http://gallery.origami.free.fr/Auteurs/Japan/komatsu/pho
              tos/Panda/Panda%20Max%20Svi_0363.jpg
[01:42:44 AM] Projected Li: INCEST
[01:43:20 AM] Projected Li: Killer Panda... Eats little girl and own
              son
             
              http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/books/panda/panda-ehon.
              jpg
[01:43:20 AM]   streak » s: hhahahah i saw that
[01:44:00 AM]   streak » s: ok im so giving up on this panda
[01:44:04 AM] Projected Li: OMG... WTF IS THIS... I THINK IM GONNA B
              SICK... It looks like it's enjoying this... look at its
              smile... :'(
              http://www.liu.edu/cwis/cwp/library/exhibits/panda/w0209
              11.jpg
[01:44:05 AM]   streak » s: MSPaint sucks so much
[01:44:14 AM] Projected Li: Let me see your attempt
[01:44:22 AM]   streak » s: i didnt even get that far
[01:44:26 AM]   streak » s: i got a picture
[01:44:31 AM]   streak » s: from the first page of results
[01:44:34 AM]   streak » s: the cartoony one
[01:44:38 AM]   streak » s: then tried to resize it
[01:44:41 AM]   streak » s: failed horribly
[01:44:44 AM]   streak » s: end of attempt
[01:44:56 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:45:05 AM] Projected Li: give it to me
[01:45:25 AM]   streak » s: i didnt save it
[01:45:29 AM] Projected Li: fine
[01:45:29 AM] Projected Li: lol
[01:45:39 AM] Projected Li: i found the mountain police dude
[01:45:44 AM] Projected Li: when i searched panda
[01:46:46 AM] Projected Li: check out Gothic Panda
[01:46:47 AM] Projected Li:
              http://www.blackseedboys.de/bilder/panda1.jpg
[01:47:00 AM]   streak » s: bahahah
[01:47:35 AM] Projected Li: ohh fuk, its the bloody evolution....
              Panda TO carebare
[01:47:38 AM] Projected Li:
              http://www.homestead.com/MorganDesigns/files/pfpatt.gif
[01:48:10 AM]   streak » s: you cant argue with evolution
[01:48:21 AM] Projected Li: no but you can dispise it
[01:48:28 AM] Projected Li: dispise it i shall
[01:48:48 AM] Projected Li: take that dalton!... and ur theory on apes
              to humans... yea... me a monkey.. suuuurreee
[01:48:57 AM] Projected Li: *scratches armpit*
[01:49:31 AM]   streak » s: ahhaha
[01:49:38 AM]   streak » s: but everybody can scratch armpits
[01:49:42 AM]   streak » s: they dont have to be apes
[01:49:47 AM] Projected Li: not frogs
[01:49:59 AM] Projected Li: i mean, tadpoles
[01:50:00 AM] Projected Li: muahaha
[01:51:05 AM]   streak » s: they dont have arms though
[01:51:09 AM]   streak » s: i think they're excluded
[01:51:17 AM]   streak » s: cuz how can you scratch something you dont
              have
[01:51:22 AM]   streak » s: also
[01:51:28 AM]   streak » s: you could scratch somebody ELSES armpit
[01:51:31 AM]   streak » s: does that count
[01:51:49 AM] Projected Li: wait, theres a parasite on ur shoulder...
              let me eat it for u
[01:52:07 AM]   streak » s: no not my shoulder!
[01:53:11 AM] Projected Li: no wait, it jumped onto ur ear
[01:53:17 AM]   streak » s: on my ear
[01:53:20 AM]   streak » s: what about IN my ear
[01:53:21 AM] Projected Li: wait... ill call mike tyson... he'll know
              wut to do
[01:53:26 AM]   streak » s: have you seen harold and kumar go to white
              castle
[01:53:30 AM]   streak » s: AHHAHAHAHAHA mike tyson
[01:53:32 AM]   streak » s: well played sir
[01:55:00 AM] Projected Li: yea i seen henry wong and mogueese go eat
              white chease
[01:55:35 AM]   streak » s: hahahahahahaahhahAHAH
[01:55:55 AM]   streak » s: that movie gets 4 and a half out of a
              possible 5 red tricycles
[01:56:48 AM] Projected Li: tricycles eh, i prefer pogosticks
[01:57:02 AM] Projected Li: bounce... bounce... bounce... crash...
              ow... so much for futur offspring
[01:58:09 AM]   streak » s: yeah those are pretty deadlt
[01:58:11 AM]   streak » s: deadly
[01:58:17 AM]   streak » s: theres some now pogo thing coming out
[01:58:19 AM]   streak » s: thats like 400$
[01:58:23 AM]   streak » s: its all hydraulic
[01:58:25 AM]   streak » s: and stuff
[01:59:00 AM] Projected Li: oh yea
[01:59:09 AM] Projected Li: damn kids, trying to be like tigger
[01:59:44 AM] Projected Li: next thing u kno, you'll have kids trying
              to be like winnie the pooh... and they'll at b at
              mcdonalds... asking for honey
[01:59:54 AM] Projected Li: they'll put micky d's outa business
[02:00:27 AM]   streak » s: just go to IGA
[02:00:29 AM]   streak » s: not mcdonalds
[02:02:03 AM] Projected Li: lolz
[02:02:20 AM] Projected Li: IGA... say it... like dont read each
              letter... jus read it as if it were a word
[02:02:26 AM] Projected Li: and tell me u dont feel like a bloody ape
[02:02:35 AM] Projected Li: my tie dye panda is gonna kill u
[02:02:41 AM]   streak » s: eegah
[02:04:26 AM] Projected Li: lolz
[02:04:30 AM] Projected Li: u pass
[02:05:03 AM]   streak » s: sweet do i get a diploma
[02:06:19 AM] Projected Li: no, but now you owe me $20, 000
[02:06:39 AM]   streak » s: damn
[02:06:44 AM]   streak » s: eegah
[02:06:45 AM]   streak » s: eegah
[02:08:17 AM] Projected Li: u bloody chimp
[02:08:26 AM] Projected Li: go eat sum lilly of the valleyu
[02:08:49 AM]   streak » s: no i want cheese
[02:12:24 AM] Projected Li: u want to see my work of art?
[02:12:32 AM]   streak » s: sure but brb

My Work Of Art
tiedyepanda.jpg
Tie Dye Panda

Shiggity Shiggity Shwa