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| Session Start: Thursday, August 05, 2004
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| Participants:
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| ... Want You, All Tatooed, I Want You Bad (
Psycing@hotmail.com) |
| ...snake and myke go to couche-tard (
absolutstreak@hotmail.com) |
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[01:10:55 AM] Projected Li: Heyz
[01:11:13
AM] streak » s: what is up my brother
[01:11:18 AM] Projected Li: lolz
[01:11:23 AM] Projected Li: brother
eh
[01:11:23 AM] streak » s: and i mean that not like siblings but in
the way black people use it
[01:11:28 AM] streak » s: which is more meaningful i find
[01:11:28 AM] Projected
Li: lmao i kno
[01:11:31 AM] Projected Li: yes
[01:11:32 AM] Projected Li: slightly
[01:11:38 AM] streak
» s: i think thats from zoolander btw
[01:11:56 AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:12:06 AM] Projected Li: i recognized it young
sapling
[01:12:17 AM] streak » s: sapling eh
[01:12:20 AM] streak » s: im not a tree
[01:12:22
AM] streak » s: im a MAN
[01:12:25 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:12:25 AM] streak » s: a MAN
[01:12:33
AM] Projected Li: go spread ur roots
[01:12:34 AM] streak » s: the MAN who made the eiffel tower out of
steel and BRAWN
[01:12:39 AM] streak » s: thats what kind of a MAN i am
[01:13:16 AM] Projected Li: ur old
then
[01:13:24 AM] Projected Li: go take sum viagra
[01:13:34 AM] Projected Li: u a red wood?
[01:13:37 AM] streak
» s: i think i like where this is headed
[01:13:45 AM] streak » s: uh minus that redwood comment
[01:13:53
AM] streak » s: yeah if i was a tree id want to be a
redwood though
[01:14:00 AM] streak » s: all big and made of wood
[01:14:08 AM] Projected Li: lolz yea
[01:14:15
AM] Projected Li: (wut treets arent made of wood....
BAMBOO)
[01:14:30 AM] streak » s: bamboo isnt a tree
[01:14:32 AM] streak » s: its a plant
[01:14:33
AM] streak » s: i think
[01:14:54 AM] streak » s: i saw a bong made out of bamboo on the
internet once
[01:14:56 AM] streak » s: that was cool
[01:14:59 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:14:59 AM]
Projected Li: yea
[01:15:09 AM] Projected Li: like, u could smoke... FROM THE BAMBOU!!
:-O
[01:15:28 AM] streak » s: yeah youd be a hippie panda eh
[01:15:35 AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:15:37
AM] Projected Li: tie die panda
[01:15:38 AM] Projected Li: !!!
[01:15:51 AM] Projected Li: no longer your regular black
and white
bear
[01:16:00 AM] streak
» s: ok i think i have a new goal in life
[01:16:07 AM] Projected Li: (thats how the care bares originated...
hippies)
[01:16:07 AM] streak » s: painting a panda bear tye-die
[01:16:33 AM] streak » s: AHHAHA
[01:16:36
AM] streak » s: wanna know something funny
[01:16:45 AM] streak » s: theres this program called
Panda
Antivirus
[01:16:56 AM] streak
» s: it just popped up on my bros pc asking him
to enter his registration info
[01:16:57 AM] streak » s: DAMN YOU
[01:17:02 AM] streak » s:
GO PAINT YOURSELF
[01:17:03 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:17:11 AM] Projected Li: see im psychic... lol damn panda
[01:17:47
AM] streak » s: yeah so that was like pretty fresky
[01:17:49 AM] streak » s: freaky
[01:17:51
AM] Projected Li: lolz
[01:17:52 AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:17:56 AM] streak » s: cuz theres even a picture
of a panda head
[01:18:00 AM] streak » s: and it scared the hell out of me
[01:18:03 AM] Projected Li: we
should put this whole convo sumwhere
everyone
can read it... muahahaha
[01:18:05 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:18:10 AM] streak » s: hahah put it on your
site
[01:18:11 AM] Projected Li: it wants to eat ur red wood
[01:18:18 AM] streak » s: not on my blog though
its a little long
and random
[01:18:24
AM] Projected Li: yea
[01:18:29 AM] streak » s: oooooh warped tour is gonna be great
[01:18:31 AM] Projected
Li: I KNO
[01:18:32 AM] Projected Li: i cant wait
[01:18:33 AM] Projected Li: lol
[01:18:36 AM] Projected Li: i wanna
go buy my ticket soon
[01:18:53 AM] streak » s: well my birthday is the 11th AND my mom
gets a huge bonus paycheck the 12th
[01:18:56 AM] streak » s: moooharharhahr
[01:19:05 AM] Projected Li:
yea
[01:19:06 AM] Projected Li: lol
GAP...
[01:25:24 AM] Projected Li:
http://www.amandathepanda.org/images/panda.gif[01:26:22 AM] streak » s: if that was the first thing i saw when i
woke up one morning i would never go back to sleep.
[01:26:59 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:27:05 AM] Projected Li: but
its got a (L)
[01:27:07 AM] Projected Li: ;)
[01:27:27 AM] streak » s: jesus christ did you NOT look at
the face
[01:27:30 AM] streak » s: what is that a demonpanda
[01:28:01 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:28:11
AM] Projected Li: yea he gonna crucify u... blah blah blah
[01:29:26 AM] streak » s: WELL
[01:29:30 AM]
streak » s: I BELIEVE I WIN THIS CONVERSATION
[01:29:32 AM] streak » s: GOOD DAY SIR
[01:29:50
AM] Projected Li: no good day sir
[01:29:52 AM] Projected Li: who are u... FEZ
[01:29:57 AM] Projected Li: aka... FES
[01:30:07
AM] streak » s: HEY I DONT NEED TO TAKE THIS FROM YOU
[01:30:11 AM] streak » s: I HAVE A PANDA
DISPLAY PICTURE
[01:30:28 AM] Projected Li: yea, he looks like he has grass growing
from his freaking skull
[01:30:33 AM] Projected Li: he looks like a stagasourus
[01:30:36 AM] streak » s:
i never got that part
[01:30:51 AM] streak » s: its like coming from the other side of his
mouth i guess
[01:30:59 AM] streak » s: hold on maybe i can make him TIE-DYE
[01:31:04 AM] Projected Li:
through his eye?
[01:31:07 AM] Projected Li: lmao... yes tie die
[01:31:12 AM] streak » s: ah my brother
doesnt have photoshop
[01:31:14 AM] streak » s: poopery
[01:31:29 AM] Projected Li: lolz
[01:31:31 AM]
Projected Li: sucker
[01:31:33 AM] Projected Li: use paint
[01:31:39 AM] Projected Li: that wont make it ugly or anythin
[01:32:08
AM] streak » s: no not at all
[01:32:21 AM] streak » s: i think you're on to something but im
gonna use a cartoon panda instead
[01:32:22 AM] streak » s: :D
[01:32:38 AM] Projected Li: good boi, remember
to keep in the linez
[01:32:46 AM] streak » s: maybe
[01:34:07 AM] Projected Li:
http://store.cbs.com/gfx_catalog/item/9562_feature.jpg[01:34:07 AM] streak » s: i love in google image search
[01:34:12 AM] streak » s: the first
pages are pandas
[01:34:14 AM] streak » s: then theres a cat
[01:34:16 AM] streak » s: then
a CAR
[01:34:22 AM] streak » s: finally a picture of an RCMP officer
[01:34:28 AM] streak »
s: what the FUCK does that have to do with
pandas
[01:34:44 AM] streak » s: besides the time the RCMP had to capture
that rampaging panda that climbed the CN tower
[01:34:49 AM] streak » s: but that only happened once or twice
[01:35:31
AM] Projected Li: lmao, yea i like when i search... "Jacob
Young"... i get all these ppl who look nothing like
you... NOTHING
[01:35:50 AM] streak » s: hahahahHAHA
[01:35:52 AM] Projected Li:
http://artemisrecords.com/imgs/artists_pics/young4.jpg[01:36:02 AM] streak » s: sweet i play guitar
[01:36:25 AM] Projected Li: yea ok, like i said, they look
NOTHING
like you
[01:36:26 AM] Projected
Li: lol
[01:36:31 AM] Projected Li: its rather ironic
[01:37:15 AM] Projected Li: u could probably make better musik
with a
guitar by smashing it against Wind
Chimes than
attempting to play it
[01:37:30
AM] streak » s: that would be pretty cool
[01:37:33 AM] streak » s: might get a record deal
[01:37:34
AM] streak » s: or two
[01:38:09 AM] Projected Li: oh god...
[01:38:23 AM] Projected Li: dang, i search
my name in google search...
for images...
and found NOTHING...
[01:38:42 AM] streak » s: maybe you dont exist
[01:38:43 AM] Projected Li: not even
one picture of a random matthew
[01:38:52 AM] Projected Li: maybe i dont, maybe im a ghost
[01:38:52 AM] Projected Li:
BOO
[01:39:03 AM] Projected Li: who u gonna call?... GHOST BUSTERS!!!
[01:39:07 AM] streak » s: wait i
know
[01:39:09 AM] streak » s: you're a vampire
[01:39:10 AM] Projected Li: no wait... dont call them, i
want to exist
even in limbo!!!
[01:39:12
AM] streak » s: nobody can take pictures of you
[01:39:21 AM] streak » s: so you EXIST but no photographic
proof
[01:39:30 AM] Projected Li: BAHH NOT VAMPIRES!!!... ANYTHING BUT
VAMPIRES... MEL PUT U UP TO THIS EH???... lol...
[01:39:32 AM] Projected Li: Alienz
[01:39:41 AM] streak
» s: mel who
[01:39:52 AM] streak » s: but you can take pictures of aliens
[01:39:59 AM] streak
» s: and since like vampires have no
reflections
[01:40:05
AM] streak » s: maybe you cant take pictures of them too
[01:40:09 AM] Projected Li: are you a fan of anne
rice?
[01:40:49 AM] streak » s: is that the girl with the hari
[01:40:50 AM] streak » s: hair
[01:41:15
AM] streak » s: yes search panda on google image search
[01:41:22 AM] streak » s: panda panda panda
panda girls hold hands,
panda
[01:41:56
AM] Projected Li: lol
[01:42:03 AM] Projected Li: girls hold hands.... guess that viagra is
kicking in
[01:42:37 AM] Projected Li: WTF is this
http://gallery.origami.free.fr/Auteurs/Japan/komatsu/pho tos/Panda/Panda%20Max%20Svi_0363.jpg
[01:42:44
AM] Projected Li: INCEST
[01:43:20 AM] Projected Li: Killer Panda... Eats little girl and own
son
http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/books/panda/panda-ehon.
jpg
[01:43:20 AM] streak
» s: hhahahah i saw that
[01:44:00 AM] streak » s: ok im so giving up on this panda
[01:44:04 AM] Projected
Li: OMG... WTF IS THIS... I THINK IM GONNA B
SICK... It looks like it's enjoying this... look at its
smile... :'(
http://www.liu.edu/cwis/cwp/library/exhibits/panda/w0209 11.jpg
[01:44:05 AM] streak
» s: MSPaint sucks so much
[01:44:14 AM] Projected Li: Let me see your attempt
[01:44:22 AM] streak » s:
i didnt even get that far
[01:44:26 AM] streak » s: i got a picture
[01:44:31 AM] streak » s:
from the first page of results
[01:44:34 AM] streak » s: the cartoony one
[01:44:38 AM] streak
» s: then tried to resize it
[01:44:41 AM] streak » s: failed horribly
[01:44:44 AM] streak
» s: end of attempt
[01:44:56 AM] Projected Li: lmao
[01:45:05 AM] Projected Li: give it to me
[01:45:25 AM] streak
» s: i didnt save it
[01:45:29 AM] Projected Li: fine
[01:45:29 AM] Projected Li: lol
[01:45:39 AM] Projected Li:
i found the mountain police dude
[01:45:44 AM] Projected Li: when i searched panda
[01:46:46 AM] Projected Li: check
out Gothic Panda
[01:46:47 AM] Projected Li:
http://www.blackseedboys.de/bilder/panda1.jpg[01:47:00 AM] streak » s: bahahah
[01:47:35 AM] Projected Li: ohh fuk, its the bloody evolution....
Panda TO carebare
[01:47:38 AM] Projected Li:
http://www.homestead.com/MorganDesigns/files/pfpatt.gif[01:48:10 AM] streak » s: you cant argue with evolution
[01:48:21 AM] Projected Li: no but you can dispise
it
[01:48:28 AM] Projected Li: dispise it i shall
[01:48:48 AM] Projected Li: take that dalton!... and ur theory on
apes
to humans... yea... me a monkey.. suuuurreee
[01:48:57
AM] Projected Li: *scratches armpit*
[01:49:31 AM] streak » s: ahhaha
[01:49:38 AM] streak »
s: but everybody can scratch armpits
[01:49:42 AM] streak » s: they dont have to be apes
[01:49:47 AM] Projected
Li: not frogs
[01:49:59 AM] Projected Li: i mean, tadpoles
[01:50:00 AM] Projected Li: muahaha
[01:51:05 AM] streak
» s: they dont have arms though
[01:51:09 AM] streak » s: i think they're excluded
[01:51:17 AM] streak
» s: cuz how can you scratch something you dont
have
[01:51:22 AM] streak » s: also
[01:51:28 AM] streak » s: you could scratch somebody ELSES
armpit
[01:51:31 AM] streak » s: does that count
[01:51:49 AM] Projected Li: wait, theres a parasite on
ur shoulder...
let me eat it for u
[01:52:07
AM] streak » s: no not my shoulder!
[01:53:11 AM] Projected Li: no wait, it jumped onto ur ear
[01:53:17
AM] streak » s: on my ear
[01:53:20 AM] streak » s: what about IN my ear
[01:53:21 AM] Projected
Li: wait... ill call mike tyson... he'll know
wut to do
[01:53:26 AM] streak » s: have you seen harold and kumar go to white
castle
[01:53:30 AM] streak » s: AHHAHAHAHAHA mike tyson
[01:53:32 AM] streak » s: well played
sir
[01:55:00 AM] Projected Li: yea i seen henry wong and mogueese go eat
white chease
[01:55:35 AM] streak » s: hahahahahahaahhahAHAH
[01:55:55 AM] streak » s: that
movie gets 4 and a half out of a
possible
5 red tricycles
[01:56:48 AM] Projected Li: tricycles eh, i prefer pogosticks
[01:57:02 AM] Projected Li: bounce...
bounce... bounce... crash...
ow... so much
for futur offspring
[01:58:09 AM] streak » s: yeah those are pretty deadlt
[01:58:11 AM] streak
» s: deadly
[01:58:17 AM] streak » s: theres some now pogo thing coming out
[01:58:19 AM] streak
» s: thats like 400$
[01:58:23 AM] streak » s: its all hydraulic
[01:58:25 AM] streak » s: and
stuff
[01:59:00 AM] Projected Li: oh yea
[01:59:09 AM] Projected Li: damn kids, trying to be like tigger
[01:59:44
AM] Projected Li: next thing u kno, you'll have kids trying
to be like winnie the pooh... and they'll at b at
mcdonalds... asking for honey
[01:59:54 AM] Projected Li: they'll put micky d's outa business
[02:00:27 AM] streak
» s: just go to IGA
[02:00:29 AM] streak » s: not mcdonalds
[02:02:03 AM] Projected Li: lolz
[02:02:20
AM] Projected Li: IGA... say it... like dont read each
letter... jus read it as if it were a word
[02:02:26 AM] Projected Li: and tell me u dont feel like a bloody ape
[02:02:35
AM] Projected Li: my tie dye panda is gonna kill u
[02:02:41 AM] streak » s: eegah
[02:04:26 AM] Projected
Li: lolz
[02:04:30 AM] Projected Li: u pass
[02:05:03 AM] streak » s: sweet do i get a diploma
[02:06:19
AM] Projected Li: no, but now you owe me $20, 000
[02:06:39 AM] streak » s: damn
[02:06:44 AM] streak
» s: eegah
[02:06:45 AM] streak » s: eegah
[02:08:17 AM] Projected Li: u bloody chimp
[02:08:26 AM] Projected
Li: go eat sum lilly of the valleyu
[02:08:49 AM] streak » s: no i want cheese