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InSiDe JoKeZ!¡!

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Adam: Just bout everything... but umm..
My grandmother is a leprachaun
Freznomes
Frodios
Channel 101 
"IT"
and well theres alot more but i cant think of em... so ill add later... lol
Theres no Jean Coutu In here!?
when the couch was eating u at linzies
when u made the doll have a seizure
How lindz uncle thinks ur a drunk/lush
Dora singing Areetha Franklin in Lepard skin suit... hahaha
Oh, The dears... they were so bad...
on the phone, and u were mumbling cuz u hadnt slept in like 30 hours, and u said the same thing 52 times b4 u got it rite!
FRIDA!!!
I HATE BOXES
These boxes smell like cheeze!
You know what i learned today?... the Viviers cant dance!!
PLZ, stop dancing!!
ITS A CULT
how much we hate listenin to mix 96 now!

Tanya
 
how we were in grade 5 together, but cant remember??
we cant dance
how u gonna fix my ninja turtles cuz ur a toy doctor
METALLICA ROCKS!!!
how our taste in music is almost the same... like... BAHH rap sux!!
how we gonna get married on an island in the st lawrence by sum elvis lookin dude, and we gonna have spice girl music and, a snail and sheep are gonna be the witnesses, lol, yeaa
how ur smile is blinding... oww..
collecting spice girl stickers from suckers... that u can only find at run down chinease depaneaurs!?
how you like ketchup almost as much as me (cuz no one likes ketchup MORE than ME!!) and u put it on toast and everythin!
married by elvis
how the trolls will be at the wedding, and they will fall inlove and we will baby sit thier babies while making cupcakes..
our krazy poem thing we making called MSN BLOWS!
how i'm gonna randomly call ur house and if ur sis answers and says i cant talk to u cuz she is currently usin the phone... i will tell her that her personal life isnt important and to let me talk to tanya!!
how we both wanted to play guitar after playing a ukelaly..?
how u say u have nolearnitis
how we both got brainwashed by madona (Hollywoood)
how ur toung keeps fallin out so i try to stop it with the purple liped kiss... lol
how we would make the perfect couple walkin down the street... u with ur toung hangning out.. randomly changing colours... and me constantly winking, with purple lipstick...
how i use propeganda to get u to come over for new years... and how if u do u gonna dress me up like a girl... lol... so ill have to make u into a guy...

Jenn:
Ur engine like laf
how you yell at the frenchies in french when they drive by on bikes...
how i killed you in air hockey
the queen
How we are all gonna be on Big Brother
all those times walking around lasallie blabbing about stuff
OMG IM GONNA KILL HER!!!
you and ur obsession with that knife you claim to own
how short you are, with your huge feet
random short jks
how "ur brother" (me) is growin up... lol
when i tried to make u bowl

Kalina:
YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE??
How your supposed to throw an apple at me
why i call you KK
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Printing out the Computer thing for u and steph
Question of the day
how your "blonde at heart"
its against the rules to talk to boyz
"GUY"
ill never cut my hair for you
you bring me all these crazy books in the library... and then u and steph attack me on ur way out when i was trying to study for my chem test
how u and steph gonna take me shopping

Steph M.
 
YA WHATEVER!
how we are gonna choose stocks together in economics..
how ur alwayz lost in computer class
how u tell me about ur friend kalina liking me
you hate my clothing style... whats wrong with plad???
you and kalina gotta take me shopping!!
Steph, wuts the capital of saskatchewan? MANITOBA!! ... ya nyce try steph, you looked like you struck gold when u said it 2
How your hair changes every 2 seconds i look at it, and how it talks to me during class
how u alwayz like run along the side of the curtain during handball, i sware i never see u in a diff section of the gym...

Patricia
 
KEEP ROCKIN'
how i alwayz tell u to practice an hour a day if not more
how ur gonna grow up to be a farmer and drive a tractor wearing a straw hat
doing the chemistry lab... lol, so confusing
math class is insane
that krazy guitar picture you drew on my paper
-how we gonna meet each other in 10 years, at micky d'z and pam will still be working there and serving us, and when i ask you about guitar you say you quit and u now play the violin!
"i wanna see you naked even more"
in french class when pam and carla are singiing, and we jus look at each other and are like scared

Randi:
LIL Green Men...
HI!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandi
lil purple ladies
Snowwhite and the 7 dumb dumbs
Dumb Dumb #1
ROGER!
My funny P J's.
MICKEY:D
My Helmet and Seat Belt
The time i blasted off
Jose Theodore is ugly... haha
Jansin Anclez... why would u like a guy with a body part for a last name?
U have to grow another ring on ur earings this year!
Super Mario World...
^ there heads r three times there body... krazy lil birds.
haha... when we were on the ice hill... and u were walkin up it... and i went sliding down and knocked u over
do u have kazaa?... yes... i have a dog AND a cat:)
You dont kno why i call u roger
U Started calling me Justine to rival the fact that i call u roger and u dont kno why... ill figure it out why u call me Justine... dont worri!!!
The lil women r PURPLE... haha hence the colour of this:)
And then?.... blah blah blah... i write a book... And then?
How u say i should get my ear peirced!?
AHH STRAIGHT ARMS... and how i cant knock u down for sum reason in the snow... bahh

LIL GREEN MAN
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Linzy C:
When People die they go PING!
Mclaughing street and how we all gonna live here and have the same cars and get our newspapers at same time in da morn.... lol...
Cows are deadly
U TRIED TO KILL ME WITH THE RED BALL IN POOL!!!...
G!
When you wiped out at my house
Everything that happened when we saw Lord Of the Rings 2
when u fell when we were sk8ting and dont kno how...
Ohhhh man....
Grr
HUH?!
when i took sponge bob hostage
All that confetti
UR toe sockz..
Way to burn a pizza linzy.... AHHHH OMG... this is jus like wut happened in the sims... the simz is no ordinary game...
operation... lol... when u were getting all scared
Lets make cookies.. ( we still gotta do that one time )
I was winning at risk
that infectd coke bottle u and ur friends made me put in my mouth and then took a picture
haha its 50 canz
HOW R U? Wuts Up?
Ohhhh Man 
Roozed Ribs
Timmy with the teath
YOU AND YOUR SIPSACKS!
Dany Without the teeth
When u poored that water from the cap
How that apple flew over the lockers and hit u directly on the head... lol
Oh... Randis got cheeseburgers
kitties are nyce
When that woman blew up after the hockey game..
oompa loompa
the man who kept appearing at the top of the escalator...
How Timmy with the teeth was beating u up with the tubes
ME DUDDITS!
When we saw Dreamcatcher, and like there was sum krazy dude laughing at nutting, and then he disapeared and i said he was gonna come up from under our seats, and we were both so scared we were afraid to put our legs down... then the dude would jus walk up to the front of theater and look at screan in mid of movie!!??
-that krazy smeagle thing that talks i got u for ur b day
-once again its ZED not "Zeddy"
-when we played that game u have... Skip bo?? and like after we play higher or lower, and we keep messin up in hte same way... like saying higher b4 we even turned any cards over??!

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Jess:
G!!!! is so much better then Q...
I want my map!!!~so i can find my way to ur house
The nunavut project
Battle Botz
McFucked, and the brain nuggets,
GRRRR
Mrs packman mode
suffacatin me wit da sleeping bag at the contry house, 
saltin banco!!! grrr...
Ur puppet show... "ahhh get out of my mouth"!!!!...
what?.. im not in ur mouth... yes u r... no im not!!!... lmao...
DESMOND TUTU...
our futur movie we gonna make.. haha
when my mom was drivin u home... u turn and look out the back window and start pointing... then after like 2 minutes... THE OTHER WAY... the other way...
when i knocked u down on the couch... sure ull be ready..
i asked who ur bf was... ur liek sum guy...
singing to Nirvana and other songs ONLY we like... haha
all those pictures from my photo album
haha my dad in france trying to make a muscle
Q!... wut u mean theres a q... ahh its a virus
when adam and linz tried to get into the war of the alphabet
when random objects were flying in the locker room
Haha when the eskimoes attacked u... and i was on the phone wit my mom and she was mad at me so i didnt laugh... lolz...
when i say houssain u say shady
cutting down nunavuts cedar trees and planting them in lasalle in the middle of the night  hanging bags of poop from them lmao
BROWWWN PEOPLE DONT HAAAVE BLONDE HAIR!
Now i kno why ur alwayz laughing by urself
I cant breath... give me more candy.. so i gave u a yellow sucker
that crazy video of us at ur b day party... lolz... then we bowling... and im all shy... linzy c is walkin all straight... and like... finally when u openin presents... i come rite beside u... and linzy is sittin rite infront of us... haha
Playing guitar with You, and how we both mess up at same time... and "Oh not that" whenev theres sumtin i have to play that i dont like.
When THe pic fell on the floor and ur like... "see u later"
Your nuttz orange cat that kept comin and lookin at me when we were playing guitar
... I WAS PUT IN THE BULLY BOX for Casting spells... hahah
Oh... Decadent... haha... im laughing and i dont kno why... those krazy cookies... lol...
I wish that dog would jus calm down...
those nutts 7 and 10 year old who were in trouble... and they came stompin over to u and linzy and told u their whole life story...
Have sum candy (smarties)... its not poisined or anything
u have my pic...
the snow mountain...
stop roozing the roozed rooze... rooze!
Its THIS short... THIS SHORT
The Water in the Cap
Why wont that dog just calm down
At the dollar stor "haha jess look at this bobble head" u come over and hit it so hard it flys of the shelf and like u jump back and scream almost
Then at ur house when like i was wondering where ur orange cat was... and u were cookin then after like 1 30 min u open on cuboards under the sink and ur cat jumps out and runs down the hall... i really wonder how long he was in there!!!
HAHA... how u were cookin so much and kept offerin me and adam more food... like u were goin threw all ur cuboards... and like those ugly cookies!!
HAHAH.. when u brought those kookies to lindz party and people ate them and then spit them out!
when i read ur post on the blog thing about ur randomly becoing a ninja, and rollin into where ur mom is attemptin to sleep... lol that was too funny

Kayla G
 
FRENCH CLASS!!!... hahaha
making fun of pam
your drawings on chris breakers desk
writing our names with our left hand... so retarted
spraying hairspray on pam
Haha, lindz S party when i was taking u and jess down on the couch
-when u skipped skool to come to our french class, and mr Desere didnt noticed you till the end of class, and when he asked you if u were back at the skool... all you said was... WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN?
- in that same class when u sprayed hairspray on pam and it got in her eye and she was like blind cuz her eye lashes were stuck together... LMAO
-texas chainsaw masacre... i dunno i jus thought that movie was halarious
-Smith Smith, smith pith, smith dif... smith spiff... ahh... what do u mean snif dif? nooo smith snif... (that went on for like 20 minutes)

Erica
 
-how we are gonna make a shirt company named dabamb and like sell krazy shirt saying all kindz of krazy things
-how u kno that skiiers brother or whatever who tore his
knee in practice for the olympics... lol... and how we are gonna make him wear our shirts
-You're like my biggest fan of all my Blogs at http://psycing.blogspot.com/ and this website
-u like the lil green men now...
-u must believe that G is better than q because u are afraid this will happen to u... (hey that rhymes) https://psycing.tripod.com/mattnewz/id20.html

Linz S:
Monopoly,
avril lavignes complicated plays in background... u say.. taylor hanson is gay... adam goes... BUUURRRRPPP. me: Oh Dear...
uhh... Saltin banco...  
IT WAS THIS SHORT
u and hanson
how u like guyz wit long hair
TEH POET

Dora:
DAN
Doorman
Matt V and his eraser
Matt V and the scratches on his back from his owl hedwig
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOES
DA THE DOORMAN
Hungy Hungry Hippoes are just heads trying to eat their balls
How ben manhangled matts eraser
how u were rollin on floor from laughing and ur mom thought u were krazy..
if its white its me... then like 12 hours later i tell u to look in ur hood... and theres like a peice of paper!
Harry potters wand made out of eraser
All erasers go to heaven
Isnt there a fruit ur posed to b quiet around?... yea a pineapple... shhhhh
i go home and theres one on the counter so i took it into skool... and no one believed u thaty i had it till they accually saw it... lol
Dust bunnie disease...
how patricia liked an eraser
how we should make that project on the tape about a lost pineapple
pidgeons for sale... pidgeons for sale!
Orals
you got mad when u thought i wasnt on bus, but then u see me get off and walk home
BIRDY PINEAPPLE!
how hetan couldnt get u out in spaceball
How you going to train fruits, mostly Pineapples.
I said G, and u offered me Cheeze.
apparently i scare you