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This part of my site is dedicated to the little
green men. I am not the only person who has seen them. I will try to bring proof of their existance to you here, but they
are seen very rarely on camera.
| This is a lil green man at Vanessa's house |
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| It is attemptin to steel her beloved piss pot |
ANTI SCHMOE!
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SCHMOE (-SH-MOW-): The arch rival of the lil green men. They are very rude, ugly things. They will
attack you at random, and should never be considered friendly. You can easily see them around with their rainbow hats, and
short stubby legs. They also have very bad dental work. I suggest if you see any Schmoe, that you kick it and run away. Also,
their ringmaster, Vanessa G!, believes she is good in checkers. This has rubbed off on the schmoes, causin them to believe
they are better than the little green men. It is our duty to show them this Isn't true. So, if ya see Vanessa, Tell her i
want my checkers set back!!
The following are some of the Schmoes I caught attempting
to get into my house! They are all wanted, and anyone who can get them for me, (dead or alive) I will give you some
kind of reward! Dont worri it will be worth ur while!
| His name is Joe Schmoe |
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| look out, this one's sharp |
| Her name is Jane Schmoe |
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| She is as big as the schmoes get, but they usually remain tiny |
| This is a baby Schmoe |
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| look out, young but still very skilled |
Lil Green
Men Sightings
Here are some more pictures of the Lil Green Men. of course
u can see they like Pepsi, cuz coke sucks!
| Lil Green Men |
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| They only drink Pepsi !!! |
| CHILDHOOD |
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| This is just after the lil green men arived on earth! |
| Teenage Years |
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| Well, i think you get the picture... |
| ADULT YEARS |
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| Looks like this ones got a beer belly, either that or he ate 2 of his friends (C skulls lower rite) |
| OLD AGE |
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| Still got spark, but, didnt age to well, at least the beer belly is gone right? |
| I think it explains itself. |
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| The schmoes have no chance! |
| Lil Green Men during Mating Season |
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| Aren't they cute? |
| Lil Green Men have a band |
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| See, they are musical... Very Talented |
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